So the funny quotes have been far and few between, but here's the comprehensive list that I've discovered from going back over my notes in honor of finals week:
"Earth's magnetic field is pretty weak. Its pathetic, really."
"delamination: the HoHo's of convection"
"There are zero kids. Together they have one apple...Augh! Traumatizing!"
"this is the mathematical 'to be or not to be'!"
"no. stop. no, don't stop"
"This system is sort of joke" --The prof isn't a native English speaker, sometimes he leaves out pronouns and articles.
"Can you multiply two vectors? mmmm...no. well yes. but not now."
"This is not for humans to do. But you are not humans, you are students! you signed up for this!" --same prof, on lots of algebra with matrices.
"I dont want to denote tV. I don't respect it. You dont see much math on tv."
"ok. I vant more action! i vant morrre action!" --he likes to roll his r's for as long as possible.
"Book doesn't have notation that is on Wikipedia. What kind of nonsense is that?"
Yeah, it was a comedically disappointing quarter.
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